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"I have a graduate degree in unclear physics."(The subject was ???very unclear to me in college too!)"In my previous position, I saved the company $29,000 a year by??removing ornamental pants from the reception area and the cafeteria."(I wonder how his co-workers reacted.)"My previous job was serving as a deceptionist in a doctor's office."(I thought deceptionists worked in lawyers' offices.)"My architectural experience includes designing golf curses."(Now there's a career with a great future!)"I worked for 6 years as an uninformed security guard."(I guess he should have asked more questions.)"My volunteer experience includes delivering hot males to senior??citizens."(Isn't that against the law?)"I desire to work for a company that projects Judo-Christian values."???(Jujitsu is not required here.)"My last role was a plumbing and hating specialists."
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"My last role was a plumbing and hating specialists."(I could so do that job!)"The academic scholarship I earned came with a plague."(Success doesn't come cheap.)"Most of my experience to this point has been as a blue-color worker."???(Sorry; we're only hiring red-color workers today.)"As part of the city maintenance crew, I repaired bad roads and???defective brides."(If she can do that, why is she looking for a job?)"After graduating from college, I worked in a clothing store for seven???moths."(What a weird working dynamic!)"My career goal is to shave my talents with a growing company."(Is talents a euphemism here?I'd better leave this one alone!)"My hobbies include raising long-eared rabbis as pets."(What a weird lady!)i was bored and online and i found this hillarious - enjoy.let me know how goes it....**alyce**all new art and junk coming soon.
Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )