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I Am Fat - Google Said So |
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| ?This is my entry into Antrho's Blogger Bowl III.Click the banner for more info to the BBIII ? ? As many of you know, I lost about 20 lbs several months ago due to stress.I don't recommend that as a diet but it works.I went from 134 to 118.?? Then I went to work.Where I had a hard time staying awake.?So I ate.?And ate.And ate some more.?I found this in photobucket and it already had my name on it.Which one of my friends made this, I wonder?I think I have gained more than I lost.I feel like I am wearing a box.Feels like this: ? So you know how several of us posted blogs awhile back about the google ads that pop up on your home page or basically anywhere you go on the internet and they seem to be geared to your interests?Like, if I am looking at pics of Jordana, these ads will be on my home page: ? Or looking or talking about cats on here, the ads are geared towards pets, yada, yada, yada.?So I have found out that Google now has ears.I typed not one word on here about gaining weight.Said nothing to no one here.But I was talking on the phone while sitting in front of the computer.I was talking about how fat I feel and how much weight I had gained.I went to my home page on the internet and this popped up.WTF?Google, you have gone too far!That is just cruel.Not funny.Bite me. Are you gonna eat those fries?Oh wait, I got side tracked.?So "fat" reminds me of a story I read a few weeks ago in the paper. |
| So "fat" reminds me of a story I read a few weeks ago in the paper.Happened in Texas.Does this shit happen anywhere else?We are becoming known for the strangest stories in the news.Ok, the woman who got her ass stuck to the toilet because she refused to get up for 2 yrs didn't happen here and that had to be the weirdest news story I have ever, ever read.But this is a close second.This was a sad story really.A five year old boy dies.Leave it to me to see the humor in it.?One of the relatives says she thinks a fat aunt fell on him and killed him.Let me repeat that.?A fat aunt "fell" on him.An autopsy was being performed to determine cause of death.Hmmm, suffocation??I read further and it talked about CPS being called out several times in the past but guess they found no evidence of abuse.I think they may have been sitting on the evidence.Most people raise a hand or a belt to scare a child into behaving.These people raise their asses and threaten to sit on them.?"If you don't behave, I am going to sit on you!"So I wonder when she says she thinks a fat aunt fell on him, did he have several and they just weren't sure which one??? I continued to wonder just how this happened.And she said she "thinks" a fat aunt fell on him.Did they find him flattened?Just what made her think that?Did she leave skid marks?Was he stuffed in the couch??I have to go count my cats and make sure I haven't sat on any.If one disappears, I will check the couch first.? |
| If one disappears, I will check the couch first.? |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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