Lypha
| So the life and times of an equine bartender are not always funny episodes and a laugh a minute.?I am waiting for those boring times.?Apparently, not in the cards for me.?I am grateful.I have been busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest.?Jumping around wondering what I should take care of next.?Work has been hectic, we are two bartenders down, and not one coming in anytime soon.?I don't mind it, more tips for me.
Customers have been fairly nice, with only the occasional drunken attitude.?Mostly young kids who are happy they can mosey up to the bar now, legally, and try to charm me into giving them drinks without having to pay - either on the games or just paying some very cheap prices for the drinks.?I did take one that was particularly persistent off to the side, and flirted a little.?Then asked him why he thought the fact that he was young would entice me to put my job in jeapordy.?He replied (this is a direct quote ya'll) "Young cougars like you would love to have a piece of this young buck."?I turned him around, pointed out Gadgets (a good six inches taller and fifty pounds heavier, as well as more muscle then this little idiot) and told him to walk over and explain it to him that he isn't satisfying his wife properly.?Gadgets happened to glance over then walked off.?Young buck went pale, paid for his drink, gave me a $10 tip and went away very quickly, much to my amusement.?'Young Cougar' indeed LOL!!Monday was a day with the in-laws for dinner.?A proper English Sunday roast on Monday which is actually my Saturday.?Confused??You should be because I almost understood what I just typed out.?Anway, meal was pretty good, I didn't have to cook and slept well.?(Note to self: Never again mix brussel sprouts, califlower, leeks and onions with roasted potatoes during PMS.?Hubby is offended when he has to get up every five minutes to grab Febreeze due to some very very bad flatulence that makes him run for cover and?the cats hiss in indignation while you sleep through it all.) |
| Hubby is offended when he has to get up every five minutes to grab Febreeze due to some very very bad flatulence that makes him run for cover and?the cats hiss in indignation while you sleep through it all.)Yesterday was, uh, visit with Sara, run to the store for some minor shopping.This morning was my celebration day.?I had to take the original uniform pants in to be exchanged.?Four inches smaller.I was doing the snoopy danceall the way into the uniform shop.?I also bought a Pedometer.?We are curious as to how far we walk/run/jog/pace every night.Honestly, that is it for now, I have some new bar tools that crack me up, as well as some drink recipes everyone should try.?I just have to jump up and make a run for it at the moment.?Life is funny that way.PS - I will be responding as soon as I can.?I apparently am some kind of cheap pet, because I have messages that a dozen people have bought me out.?Am I time share??Can someone please explain this??It is hard being such a sought after Lead Mare.?I think.?Then again I might be cheap and easy.?Well, not cheap anyway.PSS - I am going after ya'll's comments in the morning!!?I'll stay on here til they are ALL answered! |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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