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The Randomness of Being Random - aka Random T |
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| Driving past a certain stretch of highway I always see a billboard that makes me laugh every single time.?It?s an advertisement for a Houston Plastic Surgeon.?But, it reads ?Natural?cosmetic surgery.Natural cosmetic surgery??That?s like saying the woman in her home was murdered naturally.?He covered the knife in dirt before he stabbed her to death.I can see it on the evening news...?Don?t worry folks.?The Houston serial killer is a natural homicidal maniac!?He only attacks if you have lavender in your garden."?WTF??If a woman thinks paying for a quack with a?scalpel to cut away pieces of her ass and stick it on her lips to make them more plump is natural then more power to her.?Just don?t think about how many times those lips has been covered with fecal matter when your licking ice cream off of them.Eeeewwww.?I can?t even believe I just wrote that.?I?m seriously screwed up. |
| I?m seriously screwed up.Anyhow, I passed my Anatomy class and am once again reminded of what a giant dork I am.?I stressed so much about that class I felt like I was getting an ulcer and then I walk away with an A.?I feel like such a putz when I do that but my grades matter to me... a lot!?I know a future employer won?t be looking at my GPA but it gives me a warm fuzzy to know I may not say too much in public, or even when I do say something it might sound stupid, but on paper...I?m purty darn shmart.?Anyhow, Anatomy...F U!!!FU!!!FU ANATOMY!!!I HATE YOU!!!YOU CAN STICK YOUR NEURONS AND NEPHRONS DOWN YOUR EPIGLOTTIS!!?YOU CAN RAM YOUR NOREPINEPHRINE UP YOUR URETHRA!!!Can you tell I hate that class?If you?re still with me reading this....I?m sorry :)
Anyhow, I?m feeling a little loopy and I have a week until my next class starts so I?ll probably do more blogs than usual this week.?Plus, a new topic for the blog group will be coming out tomorrow.I hope the topic is rantings of a dorky, gawky, Caucasian housewife.Ciao!! |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 17 July 2008 )
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